The faint sensation of your baby moving in your belly is…. Weeeeiiiirrrrd.
I’ve had plenty of pregnant friends/friends who already have children. They all have one thing in common…. They find it necessary to get on Facebook and talk about how they’re in labor. I don’t know about you, but I refuse to worry about my phone when I have something the size of a damned watermelon coming out of my vagina. Lolololol, people are weird.